He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
it's like iHOP with fire
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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