Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
