I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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