This house was built for laser tag.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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