I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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