So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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