Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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