Whats the glycemic index on semen?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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