If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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