got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
do nipples grow back?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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