I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My ass is underappreciated
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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