im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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