singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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