Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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