it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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