After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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