how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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