I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
