I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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