you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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