I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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