Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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