He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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