The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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