That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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