Jerry, you need to find god
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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