So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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