too bad you live with your parents still
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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