the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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