Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize