"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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