with your own penis?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Randomize
