What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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