I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
