I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
it's great music for shaving your balls
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I have fence marks all over my body
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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