So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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