I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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