There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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