I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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