We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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