id be glad to
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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