do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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