ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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