doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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