What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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