And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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