You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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