Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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