ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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