I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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