you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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