White coat. Heels.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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