Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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